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9 Annoying Things About People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here.
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LOL!
experts from the character of the charming Mr Darcy from
Pride and Prejudice written by talented
Jane Auston.
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Mr Darcy:
"Miss Elizabeth. I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you... I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony."
Elizabeth Bennet: "I don't understand."
Mr Darcy:
"I love you."
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Mr Darcy: "You must know... surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
one Mr Darcy for me please! (:
2 days of "guard duty" with a total of 4 hours of sleep is exhausting.
by the end of everything yesterday i was falling asleep on my feet.
the past 5 days passed by so fast.
it only feels like everything started just yesterday.
it started as quickly as it ended.
during the past 5 day, i learnt many things.
and i have also heard stories regarding the supernatural, connected to my ah gong.
though i did not experience nor did i get to see any of the evidence, i do believe the stories.
(well, most except maybe one?)
if it happened to only 1 person, maybe then i'll have my doubts, but it happened to most adults so it pretty much sealed my doubts.
i may be afraid of the supernatural and any stories related but this is my ah gong we're talking about.
although i do feel frightened, it's slightly calmer, as i know ah gong wouldn't hurt any of us.
there are still many
"why's" going on in this head of mine.
then again, i am naturally curious.
the Chinese custom sure is interesting.
whether you believe it or not,
NEVER make fun of other religions traditions.
"love ones who have long kept company will part.
wealth created with difficulty will be left behind.
consciousness, the guest, will leave the guest-house of the body.
let go of this life.
this is the practice of bodhisattvas"
-the 37 practices of Bodhisattvas-
note: i am a
free thinker
we're gonna miss the dumplings he used to make for us.